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Kid Translator

Decode the secret language of kids

What did your child just say?

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"Mine!"

"Everything I see is legally mine. Property law is flexible at three."

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"No! You do it!"

"I'm overwhelmed and could use your help."

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"It wasn't me!"

"I hit first, but history favors the loud."

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"I don't like dinner!"

"Yesterday I loved pasta, today it's poison. Keep up."

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